Kernel gives engineering teams the deploy primitives, observability, and runtime guarantees of a hyperscaler — in twenty minutes flat. Functions, queues, KV, cron, and evals on one inspectable runtime.
Sub-12ms cold starts. JS, Python, Go, Rust. Stream tokens out of the box.
Durable, partitioned, exactly-once. Replay any window. Backfill in seconds.
Globally replicated key-value. Strong reads in-region, eventual everywhere.
Cron with retries, audit log, and a UI. Per-region or follow-the-sun.
Structured, searchable, queryable. Tail prod from the CLI in under a second.
Wire model evals into CI. Block deploys on regression. Score every PR.
Cold-start p50 down to 12ms — 38% faster than v3.11.
Patched a queue replay edge case for partitions > 64.
New eval primitive: block deploys on model regression.
KV strong reads across all 38 regions, no opt-in flag.
No black boxes. Every deploy is one config file, one diff, and one log stream away from the next engineer who reads it.
No per-seat surcharge. No "contact us for pricing." All limits in the open.
Twenty minutes from `git init` to a fan-out queue running in 38 regions.
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